My great great grandfather was part of the free masons what the fuck….
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
'Oh, poor girl,' murmured Cumberbatch into his microphone. 'Do you want to ask another question? Ask what my shoe size is.'
'What's your shoe size?' asked the fan, to more shrieks.
Cumberbatch grinned. ‘It’s a whole other arm.’”
Sometimes good has to fight good to find out whether it’s good or not