daeneryus:

hot things to say during sex:

  • aw man i shot marvin in the face
  • silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords
  • you got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don’t get wet
  • the d is silent
  • [faking Italian with a southern accent] bon jorno
  • BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN JAN

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

Someone buy me that please

ruinedchildhood:

lion:

But thats none of my business…

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winston chmielinski

Oh yeah I was in downtown yesterday with my dad going around in his car at like 8 pm and we went to the lake but there were so many girls and cars and we were like wtf who’s here and then I searched it up and I was like no….. Fuck no…. It was one direction….. Soldier field was completely full of a bunch of tween girls oh my god…. That’s how hell must be like….

mor-iarty:

"Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold and die."

Dead Poets Society (1989)

R.I.P Robin Williams (1951-2014)

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